Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Movies in November

What did I see in November? Well, in the category of things you've probably seen too: Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell. Too be honest, I never really got Will when he was on SNL, but with every movie he's done since I've grown to love him a little bit more. This movie bares almost no resemblence to the old TV show, but then that show was never very good. The movie I found funny, and the boys certainly enjoyed it.

I finally got to see Up. The boys saw it at the theater one day when I was working and very studiously avoided spoiling it for me until I could finally see it on DVD. Pixar is really the Studio Ghibli of America; even their minor films are far superior to the rest of the dreck out there, and this is not one of their minor films. I've heard some complaint of the lack of female characters in this, which I think is ridiculous. His wife may die in the opening of the movie, but her presence is felt all over it. I know because she made me cry at least three times. Which is a good thing.

Leatherheads I got just for George Clooney. It didn't disappoint.
The Proposal I got just for Sandra Bullock. It did. (Although Ryan Reynolds was funny, and Betty White. It had some good scenes, but they didn't for me add up to a satisfying movie).

Finally saw Star Trek. Yep, it was all kinds of awesome. My boys have watched it a couple of times now.

Girlfight is a bit older, the first movie from Michelle Rodriguez as a girl who wants to learn to box. I loved the real quality of it, and her character is wonderfully complex and matures in a believable way. I would recommend this one if you like me missed it before.

Even older still is
Shane. To be honest, we picked this one up from the library after hearing an old Bill Hicks number about something Jack Palance's character does in this movie. Something that he, in fact, doesn't actually do. A quick search of the internet shows I'm not the only one confused. It's an interesting movie, although the main character is way too pretty to be believable as a cowboy.

We've been working our way through the Alfred Hitchcock catalogue, and in November this meant Strangers on a Train and The Trouble with Harry. The boys like thrillers so they were engrossed by Strangers on a Train, but it was The Trouble with Harry that had them talking for days. We also caught the last Marx Brothers' movie, Love Happy. This can more properly be called a Harpo Marx movie. Which suits me fine (have I mentioned that I'm crushing on Harpo? Yeah, even here when he's just past 60, he's still a little cutie).

We've also been watching all the Buster Keaton movies we can find. The Cameraman was our first, and it's very cool. I knew before that Keaton was a master of physical comedy and in particular taking hard falls. And he does a lot of that here, hopping onto moving fire trucks and diving into pools. But what I didn't know going in was how much of an engineer's mind he had. He set up really elaborate gags and camera shots that are incredibly impressive. Although for my money the funniest scene in this movie is when he and a big galoot are both changing into swimsuits in the same tiny, tiny closet, getting in each other's way and getting their suits mixed up.

The Spite Marriage had some wonderful moments as well, particularly a hapless Keaton trying to put his new passed-out-drunk wife to bed. But even better is The General. In this movie Keaton is a train engineer that is turned down by the Confederate army because they need him as a trainman, but when his paramour is kidnapped by Union soldiers hijacking a train he gives chase all the way past the Mason-Dixon line, and then runs south again after rescuing her, Union soldiers in hot pursuit. So essentially the movie is all one long train chase, and everything they do to try to throw off the train behind them, and everything Keaton does to thwart them. And the girl trying to help but always making things more complicated. The General came with two of his short films, Cops, which is a Keystone cops thing, and The Playhouse, which opens with multiple Buster Keatons. Five of him are on the stage, dancing. Four more are in the orchestra pit, playing instruments. The audience seems at a glance to be men, women and children, but on closer look they are all Buster Keaton as well. Don't let the silent movie thing turn you off; these movies are awesome.

Free and Easy, by comparison, is a Buster Keaton talkie. He has a marvelous speaking voice, and he even did his own Spanish, German and French versions for the overseas markets. Alas, the movie is not all that great. It has what we around these parts call a Bollywood ending; the character we've grown to love puts his own feelings aside and lets the girl go off into the sunset with his rival. This ending is incredibly moving when done correctly. Alas, this movie isn't an example of done correctly.

I've been intending to see Pedro Almodovar's films since pretty much high school. (And yes, the movies people were recommending to me in high school do seem strange when I finally get around to seeing them. I'm not sure how I was coming across to people.) At any rate, this month I finally saw Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. It was an interesting movie filled with complicated women. Of course the real highlight is Antonio Banderas. He must be 20 or 21 here, but already has amazing screen presence.

I watched four Bollywood movies, all starring Aamir Khan. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikhandar with schools competing in a sports thing was fun. Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak is a retelling of Romeo and Juliet. I kind of wish it had been a closer retelling as Omkara was of Othello. Awwal Number was about terrorism and cricket. It could've used more cricket. Sarfarosh was also about terrorism, but was much more interesting and watchable, largely due to Naseeruddin Shah as the bad guy.

Still, none of these had a really mindblowing musical number, so this month's video clip is from The Big Store. It's not one of the better Marx Brothers movies, but I do love this bit. You can really tell here that they are brothers (and you can really tell which one is the little brother). The Marx Brothers really existed just to amuse each other; the fact that the audience was also enjoying it was quite incidental.



Sunday, December 13, 2009

Did I mention I have another story up?

I have another story available to read online. It's the little taste of the December 2009 issue of Aoife's Kiss that they're offering on their website as an enticement (click the magazine cover to order print copies; it's a good mag). It's called "Full Circle" and is my first sci-fi sale, although depending how you interpret events you might consider it to have an element of fantasy. It's deliberately amibiguous. (Hint: it's sci-fi). I've updated the Stories page on my website with my usual blurbage.

(For some reason Blogger is resisting my efforts to copy/paste anything in here just now. Weird.)

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Books in November

I hate daylight savings time. My body is a strict timekeeper, apparently. The nudge of one hour either direction makes my inner pendulum start swinging wildly and I find myself waking at all hours of the night feeling like I'm all done sleeping, then fighting to stay awake when I'm meant to be working. This year was particularly bad. Not being one to waste time, I can't just lie there and wait to fall back to sleep. But you know, watching the sunrise while reading Harpo Marx, it's not all bad.

So I did a colossal amount of reading in November, falling into two categories: Larry Niven and the Marx Brothers. (And one of the other side effects of being off my schedule sleepwise is I have particularly vivid dreams. Ever see the Marx Brothers perform in the microgravity of The Smoke Ring? I have. It's quite a sight).

I will be dealing more extensively with the Marx Brothers later (I'm holding onto that post until I finish this gorram novel), so here I will merely note that the autobiographies Groucho and Me and especially Harpo Speaks are wonderful, wonderful books. Short childhoods in late nineteenth century New York, working the vaudeville circuit then Broadway and Hollywood; the two of them were full of stories and knew how to tell them. I wish Chico had written something; he ran with a whole different crowd than his little brothers. What stories he must have had. I also read The Groucho Letters and The Essential Groucho. I can see why Woody Allen adores him.

I plowed through the Niven. The Integral Trees and The Smoke Ring I liked the worldbuilding in them, but the stories themselves didn't really do it for me. Fallen Angels by Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle and Michael Flynn was fun.

The rest were short story collections, and there was a lot of repetition so in some cases to say I "read" a particular book only really involved reading the one new story it contained. But just for the sake of completeness, by name they were The Flight of the Horse (loved it), A Hole in Space (for a woman to be 20 pounds overweight when she's 145 pounds, she would have to be five feet tall. I'm just sayin'. And yes, Bridget Jones irritates me as well), Convergent Series, Limits, N-Space, Playgrounds of the Mind (these latter two really having a cool format with fun bits thrown in like special features on a DVD), Crashlander, Rainbow Mars, Scatterbrain, and The Draco Tavern (another highlight for me). I like Niven the best when he's writing a series of short stories exploring every possible angle of a problem, like transfer booths. I also like the vignette quality of his Draco Tavern stories. The lack of characters I can bond with doesn't bother me as much in those cases, and the ideas really are interesting.

OK, back to work on my own book. I'm hoping to have to finished before 2010. I now have two seasons of Lost still in the plastic because I haven't earned watching them yet. Man, I hope they're worth it.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Movies in October

Oh dear, with the lateness. It's time to post my November wrapups, and I still have this October one left.

OK, first off we watched more Marx Brothers: A Day at the Races, Go West, The Big Store, Room Service and At the Circus. I've got too much to say about the Marx Brothers to possibly cover it here; I'll have to do a whole other post just on them. (Watch for it!). In the meantime, I dug up this clip on YouTube of Harpo's one "speaking" role... in a silent film. It's the comments here that amuse me. I'm not the only one who thinks Harpo is a little hottie.


I saw two films I can put in the category of irreverance: Bill Maher's Religulous and Year One. Religulous was entertaining. Bill Maher talks to a wide range of people from different religious backgrounds. I was afraid I would find this too mocking, but Bill pretty much stepped back and let them make fools of themselves. Year One was funny in a more family friendly way; the boys sure enjoyed it. I was impressed with the look of the film; the costumes and sets were fantastic. I'm hoping for a Year Two, but only if it's as funny.

I watched a slew of Bollywood films, namely Sangdil Sanam, Jaagruti, Bandhan, Baaghi, Sanam Bewafa and Paheli. Some I enjoyed more than others, but they all sort of blend in my head now.

Inkheart I enjoyed, particularly Andy Serkis. I have this book; I'm totally going to read it someday.


We saw Where the Wild Things Are in the theater. It was well worth it. Most films for children that deal with empathy oversimplify it horribly. I particularly appreciated how the wild things are not 1:1 correspondences with the main character's mother, sister, etc. They share some characteristics with them (and with him), and some of the situations are similar, but nothing is a direct metaphor. The boy learns from interacting with all these different personalities and watching them interact with each other. Getting along with others is a messy business, and often hard work. Outside of that, the special effects are wonderful. There is no "uncanny valley" between the boy and the monsters; they both look real from every angle.

TV on DVD: I caught up with How I Met Your Mother season 4 and Two and a Half Men season 6. How I Met Your Mother is still going strong, I think, but Two and a Half Men is getting repetitious. But the jokes are still funny; I'll probably be back again for season 7.


Lastly is the miniseries Torchwood: Children of Earth. With the team down to just Captain Jack, Gwen and Ianto I was expecting lots of naked hide and seek highjinks. So the darker tone caught me off guard, but this was an excellent finish to a show I've enjoyed. The characters had to make some hideously hard choices that had consequences. I'm sorry this is the end of Torchwood, but at least it ended with a bang.