Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Movies in November

It's been more than a month since I saw these movies, and I've been too busy to even make any notes. So here's what I remember of what I saw in November (posted a day before December ends - ugh!).

Sweeney Todd. I think I liked the idea of this better than the actual movie. It was a little unrelentingly dark for me. I did like the songs, though.

The Incredible Hulk. Now, I liked the Ang Lee Hulk movie, but that was a little more Ang Lee, and this is a little more Hulk (if you see what I mean). I liked the little nods to the TV show sprinkled throughout (like Lou Farigno's cameo). The slums of Rio were an awesome location to open the story in, and I loved the ways he cobbled together scraps to make his own scientific equipment (I wanted Omesh in my WIP to be able to do that sort of thing, but in order to write it you rather have to be able to come up with the ideas, and I can't). The deleted scenes were also interesting for how many were longer cuts of scenes from the movie. They cut down dialogue between two characters by removing a line or even half a line at a time without disturbing the rhythm of the scene. I was impressed; having cut down dialogue on a page I know it's a challenge not to lose the rhythm and flow, doing it from actor's performances where you want the reactions to still be appropriate must have been a real challenge. On the other hand, these dialogue scenes were long; I suspect they knew they were going to have to cut them and had a working idea of where they would make the cuts.

Get Smart and the overlapping direct-to-DVD Get Smart: Bruce and Lloyd. I never watched the TV show, so I came into this with no preconceptions. I don't know who wouldn't like it, though. The writing is sharp and funny, and the casting is spot on. I particularly liked how he wasn't completely inept; the first thing he tried usually failed comically, but then he'd turn around and do something that did work. Because there is a reason he's a secret agent.

Kung Fu Panda was also sharply written and well cast. Plus the animation, particularly the background shots, was beautifully rich. The special features have a segment with the Food Network's Alton Brown showing how authentic Chinese noodles were made that's quite cool. But then I always like Alton Brown; he's the geek of the cooking world, showing not just how but why something is prepared in a certain way, with lots of science thrown in.

Journey to the Center of the Earth. Would have been cool to see at the IMAX in 3D. The BluRay came with the 3D version and glasses, but it's the color kind of 3D, not the polarized kind, and that never looks as good. Still, it was a fun adventure/quest type of movie if not a great one. I'll be checking out the sequel when they go to Atlantis (and maybe make a point of getting to the IMAX for that one).

A movie I had been breathlessly awaiting: Hellboy 2. I wasn't disappointed. I had had the boys watch the first one just before this one came out on DVD and they were both instantly huge Hellboy fans. The wind-up army at the end was a particular highlight for Aidan.

One last movie we watched with the boys: Shrek the Halls. Clearly made for TV, with the pauses where the commercials go. All the original voice talent was there, and it was watchable if not particularly good. We have tons of Christmas videos the boys absolutely adore that I have to play when I'm busy doing something else, preferably out of audio range. This one they can watch when I'm in the room.

Quin and I watched the sci-fi movie Primer. This involves two guys who accidently build a time machine in their garage and then figure out all the ways they can exploit it without ever travelling more than a few hours into the past. It's a total mind bend of a film, and I've been told all of the science in it is plausible. It's a thinking sort of movie, though, not an emotional one; at the end of it I couldn't tell you the name of any of the characters, although I did eventually work out which of the two was married to the woman that sort of wandered in and out of some of the scenes. If they could have used all the science elements but had another sort of writer give it more human meaning I would have been thoroughly enthralled. But then again it was an independent film made by actual science guys.


Another one we watched without the boys: Tropic Thunder. It's so cool that Robert Downey Jr. is working again; he's absolutely brilliant. I'm a bit of a geek for listening to actors talk about the craft of acting, and how they bring characters to life (I like to mine it for ideas on how to bring the characters on my page to life), so I really enjoyed all of the actor jokes in this one. Lots of great cameos and plenty of jokes that were just so wrong.

Only two Hindi movies this month, both starring Aamir Khan. The first was called Mann and took place on a cruise ship. It wasn't until they reached Mumbai and he and the girl he had fallen in love with agreed to meet on Valentine's Day at the Gateway to India that I realized I was watching a remake of An Affair to Remember. Which I haven't actually seen, but I have seen this:




So I spent the rest of the movie all giggly.

Ghulam I already knew was a remake of On the Waterfront, but I haven't seen that movie either, although I've seen parts of it in Marlon Brando retrospective shows. This was Rani Mukherjee's first Bollywood movie, and for whatever reason they dubbed over her voice. Which was distracting; she has a very distinctive smoky-sexy kind of voice. It would be like a movie that had a young Kathleen Turner in it, but had someone like Victoria Jackson from SNL dub over her. But Alka Yagnik did her singing. I don't think I've seen a Rani movie that wasn't Alka Yagnik singing. Which created the weird situation where she only sounded like "herself" when she was singing.

Oh yeah, and this movie had a motorcycle gang with leather jackets which declared them the "Jon Bon Jovis". I think that was meant to make them seem tough...

I'll finish up with the TV on DVD I watch in November: Seasons 3 and 4 of X-Files. I wished this show had more consistency in the storylines and character arcs. The episode where Mulder uncovers the possibility that his sister was abducted by a child molester and not by aliens would have been a wonderfully dramatic way to twist his head... if it hadn't come after so many episodes of seeing clones of his sister either all grown up or still a child. The child molester theory doesn't really explain the cloning that's beyond human science, now does it? Similarly, Scully becoming convinced that the government conspiracy and cover up is actually about unethical medical research and not aliens would have been a lot more believable if she hadn't seen so many things that didn't fit that theory. Scientists find theories that match all the evidence; they don't pick a theory and then shoehorn in the evidence, blithely disregarding the evidence that just can't fit. Or at least good scientists don't.

Still, there were highlights: "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" is my favorite episode and not likely to be topped. Peter Boyle guest starred as a man who could see exactly how you would die; he was a life insurance salesman. Of course Peter Boyle is always good. "War of the Copraphages" was interestingly structured, with Mulder off on his own investigating killer metallic bugs and calling Scully on the telephone to run theories past her for her to quickly debunk. There was good interplay between the two of them even though they were never in the same room. "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" was another episode that had an unusual structure, really a Rashoman-type story about Air Force pilots pretending to be aliens in a small town.

Another one of which I am inordinately fond is "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man". The man can rule the word from behind the scenes, even to the point of rigging the Superbowl, but he can't get his novel published to save his life. A heartbreaking tale. "Kaddish" was cool for having a golem in it. "Small Potatoes" was another off-beat episode, with a man who can look like anyone else (but isn't very bright) taking Mulder's place, doing his job (although he can't spell Federal Bureau of Investigation) and trying to score with Scully. David Duchovny was particularly good in this one; he and the actor who played the face-changing guy clearly spent some time together working on the facial expressions that tipped off that Mulder wasn't Mulder. And lastly I'll mention "Demons", where Mulder wakes up in a hotel room covered with blood and can't remember anything that's happened for the last two days.


It seems like I remembered more than I thought. Of course Wikipedia plot summaries always help...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Some post-holiday musings

Christmas was pretty good around these parts. Not as much work as I expected, and I didn't get a terrible head cold until the day after Christmas, so that's good.

Aidan is very easy to shop for; he is always talking about what he wants to buy next and how much it costs as he pores over the Lego catalogs or browses Lego.com. Oliver, on the other hand, is tough because he never says anything. So we missed getting him his Red Ryder present-to-end-all-presents this year (some sort of Bionicle vehicle thingie. I can get into the Star Wars Legos, and the Indiana Jones Legos, and the "honestly, nothing to do with the Pirates of the Caribbean" pirate Legos, but Bionicles I just don't get). Luckily, when he pooled his gift money and the allowance he had saved up, he had enough to get it himself on the boys' annual day after Christmas trip to the Mall of America. (Not me, I stayed home with my head cold and work).

But when they got to the Lego store it initially appeared as if his dream set wasn't there. He looked and looked and just as he was about to give up (he tells me), these two people moved away and there it was, waiting for him. It was, he said, a Christmas miracle.

Quin was puzzled; this isn't a phrase that's heard around this house. Which of our many Christmas movies talk about Christmas miracles? Sadly, I knew at once what he was talking about. It may be the sheepish grin he gave me, but I knew just where he'd heard that phrase. I did the little dance to be sure and Oliver cracked up. Yes, this is where my littlest learned about the wonder of holiday miracles:




On an unrelated note, today we got a box of homegrown lemons in the mail. Aidan was looking on mostly to be sure there were no oranges in there; he hates oranges for some reason. I think it's the pulp. So Quin said, "You know what you do when life hands you lemons?" And having recently watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall I laughed. But Aidan said, "Make a lot of lemon juice, I guess."

Because you only get lemonade when life hands you lemons and sugar.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

After numerous near misses, at last a sale

I've had a series of "we really like this, but it's not quite for us" rejections over the last few weeks, but at last I get a sale, and on a story that's been trying to find a home for quite some time. Aoife's Kiss has just bought "Full Circle" for their December 2009 issue. Backspacers will remember this as a former contest entry; it's the one with the dog in zero gravity. And the sudden appearance of a doll which made no sense. I have, of course, fixed that, or rather undid the edits that eliminated all reference to the doll before its plot turning use in the climax. I do that sort of thing a lot when I edit myself. You think you mention something too many times and surely once is enough, then you forget which once you were intending to leave in there and inadvertently take them all out. Which is why I rely on my critique group; they tell me when I'm making no sense. (I tend to garden that way as well. I'm an overly enthusiastic weeder).

This story also has squatters try to live in derelict spaceships and abandoned space stations, a setting I've since used again in my current WIP Mitwa. So it's particularly cool that this one sold; I hope it bodes well for Mitwa.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Books in November

I finished off my reading for Aidan's history program for this year with the last two books. The American Revolution by Bruce Blevin, Jr. is nonfiction rather than a novelization, basically a very thorough outline of events. I was particularly intrigued by one brief aside, that our first democractic processes got a bit bogged down in the beginning because while everyone understood about the voting process itself, it was the process after the voting, when you have to abide by the decision even if it isn't how you personally voted, that a lot of people hadn't really thought through. That is the tricky part, isn't it?

The second book was The Captain’s Dog by Roland Smith, a story of the Lewis and Clark expedition told from the point of view of Lewis' dog. I found it interesting but all too brief (I doubt very much Aidan will have the same impression). So I followed it up with a massive tome I've had for some time without cracking it open: Sacajawea by Anna Lee Waldo. It took most of November to read this book (and it's a bit awkward to hold while on the treadmill), but it was clearly thoroughly researched and I loved all of the little details of life in the various tribes Sacajawea met or lived among during her lifetime. I also ended up with a killer craving for beef jerky and corn.

(Fiction often makes me hungry. Partly I think that's walking on the treadmill while I read. Mostly I think I'm just very influenced by descriptions of food. The entire time I was reading the Heinlein catalog I was craving pancakes; I think everything he ever wrote has at least one scene of someone eating pancakes in it. Now I find when I eat pancakes I crave a Heinlein story...)

While I was working my way through Sacajawea, two more books arrived, both by John Scalzi: Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded and Agent to the Stars. Hate Mail is a collection of posts from his blog, many of which I'd already read but some predated me. Laugh out loud funny in several places, even the ones I'd read before. Agent to the Stars was his first novel, something he wrote just to see if he could write an entire novel. It combines sci-fi with Hollywood, so you know I'm there. It's also funny and full of heart (the character of the blonde ex-cheerleader turned actress could have easily slid into a caricature, but she remains wonderfully and genuinely human, if not the brightest bulb on the tree). As a reader I loved it; as a writer it made me green with envy. Nobody's first novel should be this good. Of course I wrote my first novel when I was 16, so perhaps it's an unfair comparison...

Sunday, December 07, 2008

The Boys' New Favorite Song

We got our copy of Beukemix 2008, and after just two days the boys have a clear favorite: MIA's "Paper Planes". Because who doesn't like a little Sri Lankan reggae/hip hop, er, thing? (There must be a special name for this. Everything has a special name these days). It's the chorus of sound effects that sells it for them:



And to think not so long ago they would beg me to stop singing her earlier song, "Bucky Done Gun". London, quieten down! I need to make a sound...




Speaking of gettin crackin', the holiday season is always a time of work, work, work and no time for writing or blogging, but I'm still hoping to get at least books and movies posted at some point. Due to circumstances far outside of my range of control, this is going to be a particularly brutal year, though. Still, beats being unemployed by a long shot.